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[Oddball]

>
> Stuck on what army to choose for 40K? Have the standard considerations
> (personal style, paint scheme, cost, fun factor, other-players factor,
trade
> availability, etc.) failed to help you make that all-important army
choice?
> Well, suffer no more - just take this handy-dandy questionaire!
>
> I. Which would you most like to do at night?
>
> 1) Meditate and think about drinking blood
> 2) Meditate and think about killing your heretical brothers
> 3) Meditate on the Emperor's studliness
> 4) Drink Ale, Brag and sharpen your fangs
> 5) Eat squigs and bash Grots
> 6) Rape, Pillage and cause havoc
> 7) Mourn your fallen ancestors and shine your gems
> Eat fleshy thingssss
> 9) Polish your tanks and pray for better personal armor
> 10) Practice with lascannons and look for a codex.
>
> II. Which fighting style is more "you"?
>
> 1) Chant hymns and draw the foe's blood with your chainsword
> 2) Chant hymns and mow the foe down with Speeder-mount Cannons
> 3) Chant hyms and mow down the foe with bolters
> 4) Howl at the foe as you cut him down
> 5) Yell WAAAGH and attack whatever isn't green
> 6) Drag your foe's soul screaming into the warp
> 7) Don your ancestor's armor and his "spirit" guides you
> Run forward and eat anything fleshy
> 9) Stand back and hope the Tanks shoot everything first
> 10) Shoot Lascannons and wish for a codex.
>
> III. What's your favorite edibles?
> 1) Blood Pudding
> 2) Anything sparse
> 3) Anything tasty to a human
> 4) BEER (or ALE, on a light day)
> 5) Squigs
> 6) Anything foul
> 7) Light, fine wines
> Anything organic
> 9) Anything besides army food
> 10) STRONG beer
>
> IV. My favorite warrior hero would...
> 1) Use his Bloodlust to gain awesome power
> 2) Kill traitors by the dozens
> 3) Serve the Codex faithfully
> 4) Charge genestealers with only a chainsword
> 5) Spit a squig off a wall at 50 feet, at shoot it before it lands
> 6) Sacrifice hundreds of souls to his chosen deity
> 7) Defend his dying race against all odds
> Eat every darned thing within reach
> 9) Wear decent armor and ride in a tank
> 10) Carry a BIG Axe and write a codex
>
> V. What's your view of the Emperor?
> 1) Our Savior. Our Primarch died to save him
> 2) Our Great Leader. We hunt those who betrayed him.
> 3) Our Inspiration. We serve him dutifully.
> 4) Our leader Until Leman Russ returns
> 5) A dead 'oomie.
> 6) He will bow before us one day, I swear!
> 7) A sometime ally, a sometime foe. An asset to the final battle.
> A big nuisance to our dinner party.
> 9) Our Lord and Master. Faith in him is your armor.
> 10) A great leader; a little pushy, but a great guy. Now, if only he
> would grant us a stinkin' codex...
>
> Now, tally your selections together. The number that has the most
> selections is your army of choice:
>
> 1) Blood Angels
> 2) Dark Angels
> 3) Ultramarines
> 4) Space Wolves
> 5) Orks
> 6) Chaos
> 7) Eldar
> Tyranid
> 9) Imperial Guard
> 10) Squats
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